Garrett is dad to two, a husband, and market researcher living in Grand Rapids, Michigan. In his 'down time' he enjoys hiking, bon fires, whiskey, and spitting rhymes.
May 7th, 2018 | 23 mins 10 secs
dinner, goonies, imdb, movies, restaurants, the little mermaid
The guys talk about eating out at restaurants with kids. Joey is concerned about raising “well-done” children. Scott shares some gems from IMDB’s Parents Guide.
March 31st, 2018 | 22 mins 4 secs
bagel bites, gifts, pictures, pizza
Sorry it’s been a while — we’ve missed you.
This episode we talk about gifts that our kids have given us, then venture down the rabbit hole discussing a popular, carb-heavy foodstuff from our childhood. It has nothing to do with parenting, but you know what they say: when pizza’s on a bagel, you can talk about pizza anytime.
The infamous Bagel Bites commercial: https://youtu.be/pQBan9MOy60
March 4th, 2018 | 22 mins 5 secs
babysitter, bottles, top dad
Scott got a new bottle brush recently, and he’s VERY excited about it. The guys talk about the hottest new reality competition for dads. Joey and Garrett help Scott prepare for their first night with a babysitter.
February 11th, 2018 | 23 mins 4 secs
Garrett leads Scott and Joey into a game of "Never Have I Ever (Parent Edition)."
January 28th, 2018 | 23 mins 39 secs
diapers, fatherhood, phones, poop, resolutions
Joey has a 2018 resolution to use his phone less around his kids. Scott plays diaper roulette. Garrett talks about the low (low!) bar that old people have when it comes to dad expectations.
January 11th, 2018 | 29 mins 47 secs
gift-giving, gifts, leash, sick
Scott’s sick (again) after taking a weaponized cough to the eyeball.
The guys discuss kids that just wander off, and how one of us was a leash kid (guess who?). Fresh off the heels of the holiday season, Joey has questions about gift-giving philosophy and memorable gifts.
December 23rd, 2017 | 31 mins 25 secs
christmas, holiday, movies, music, star wars, travel
Joey is on the road, and he’s set up a recording studio in his parents’ basement using only a Swiss Army knife and a roll of duct tape.
Garrett can’t remember the name of his favorite holiday movie. Joey wishes everyone an Earth, Wind, and Fire-riffic Christmas. Scott has strong feelings about the kids table.
December 10th, 2017 | 25 mins 14 secs
clothing, cold, daycare, marie kondo, shoes, sick
Poor Garrett. He’s feeling under the weather, getting judged by his daycare, and is about to experience a shoe-related intervention. We promise we’ll be nicer to him next time.
November 27th, 2017 | 23 mins 5 secs
costumes, halloween, holidays, pumpkins, storage
It’s the holiday season! No, not that holiday season — this episode is mostly about Halloween, because we’re still working through our recording backlog. It's like a month-old piece of candy that you just found at the back of the cupboard: a little stale, but okay if you just really, really want a piece of candy.
The guys talk costumes, pumpkin carving, and trick-or-treating plans. Joey is grumpy.
November 12th, 2017 | 29 mins 18 secs
breastfeeding, breastmilk, gerber, lean management, pouchfail, pouchwin
Scott channels Indiana Jones at his freezer. Garrett and Joey give their status report on Lean Management Mornings (see ep. 9). The guys discuss a recent Gerber innovation that will change everything you know about pouch-based snacks.